NFL Power Rankings After Week 4

The Power Ten

1. Kansas City Chiefs(4-0) – How in the…What the… The Chiefs go to 4-0 in maybe the most improbable fashion ever. Mahomes proves once again why he is the best quarterback in the NFL.

2. New England Patriots(4-0) – In the winner of the ugliest football game Sunday, the Patriots stay undefeated. The Buffalo defense made Tom Brady look 42 while the Patriots defense tried to kill Josh Allen. Oh yeah, to shamelessly promote our Pardon Your Take series again, is Tom Brady, the goat?

3. San Francisco 49ers(3-0) – In a week where unbeaten fell left and right Jimmy Garoppolo wins again with a bye week. The 49ers find themselves at number 3 because they are the final undefeated.

4. Detroit Lions(2-1-1) – The mad scientist went toe to toe with the best quarterback in the NFL. Do that and the top five seems like where you belong. Watch out NFC North Motown is alive again.

5. Buffalo Bills (3-1) – The Bills defense is proving to be elite. Even before the Patriots dirty hit, Josh Allen looked dazed and confused. They hung in with one of the big boys so the top five is earned.

6. Green Bay Packers(3-1) – Ok, that other Aaron is losing his luster but he did get another touchdown. The Packer’s red zone offense did not make fans very happy this week.

7. Seattle Seahawks(3-1) – Chris Carson finally didn’t fumble. The touted front seven finally played well. Jadeveon Clowney stole something from rookie QB Kyler Murray.

8. Los Angeles Rams(3-1) – I thought they had Sean McVay and Aaron Donald to make it happen? The Buccaneers had other thoughts.

9. New Orleans Saints(3-1) – This one is easy the Saints have MVP coach Sean Payton. The Cowboys are wasting a great team on Jason Garrett.

10. Dallas Cowboys(3-1) – Reverse above.

Middle of the Pack

11. Chicago Bears(3-1) – Mitch Trubisky dislocates a shoulder. Is Chase Daniel better?? Seriously, Chicago.

12. Houston Texans(2-2) – Just think how good Deshaun Watson would be if the Texans could protect him. Also, why the hell is Bill O’Brien still the head coach?

13. Los Angeles Chargers(2-2) – Melvin Gordon is back. Should have never let them see your backup Melvin. Fire that agent Melvin. Oh yeah, the Chargers won.

14. Philadelphia Eagles(2-2) – Ok, seriously just one game without an injury would be nice. At least we won this time.

15. Cleveland Browns(2-2) – The Browns are in first. Really, my team is in FIRST place. Sorry about that I will try to be more prof…forget it. We’re in first place WOOHOO!!!

16. Baltimore Ravens(2-2) – False gold? Did the Dolphins make everyone think this team was a powerhouse? Well, they just got beat by the “overrated as hell” Baker Mayfield.

17. Indianapolis Colts(2-2) – Better start than last year. They got the division right where they want them.

18. Tennessee Titans(2-2) – Marcus Mariota is the starter for one more week. Just when you think he is out, three touchdowns.

19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers(2-2) – Bruce Arian’s offense is in full effect. Chris Godwin and Jameis Winston are convinced.

20. Jacksonville Jaguars(2-2) – Gardner Minshew leader of men and raging cult ICON!!!

21. NY Giants(2-2) – Will we all be wrong about Dave Gettleman? Daniel Jones is now 2-0.

22. Carolina Panthers(2-2) – Has anyone told you recently Christian McCaffery is really good? Do you feel a quarterback controversy brewing in the Carolinas?

23. Oakland Raiders(2-2) – Can anyone else tell me which Raiders team is going to show up from week to week?

24. Minnesota Vikings(2-2) – We paid 84 million for this?

The Race for #1

25. Atlanta Falcons(1-3) – Wasnt the defense supposed to be awesome with all the injured players back?

26. Pittsburgh Steelers(1-3) – They beat the Bengals so there is that. At least there is no drama anymore. Or good quarterback or running back. Thank god for JuJu.

27. Arizona Cardinals(0-3-1) – Yep, this is the Kliff Kingsbury everyone expected. But, he knew Sean McVay… (I feel no need to change this)

28. Denver Broncos(0-4) – Might be time to play Drew Lock.

29. Cincinnati Bengals(0-4) – Our Overtime Heroics resident Bengals fan Larry Horn’s profile pic says it all.

30. New York Jets(0-4) – This is why they fired the GM. Free-agents are pretty in the offseason but they don’t you a lot of games.

31. Washington Redskins(0-3) – Sounds as though Jay Gruden’s days in Washington are nearly over.

32. Miami Dolphins(0-4) – They are what they are. Number one pick here we come.

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