NFL Power Rankings: Patriots and 49ers holding Strong

Power Ten

1. New England Patriots(7-0) – The Patriots cruise to 7-0 while half their division play for the number one pick. If I told you a team opened the season with a 42-year-old QB would you think they were 7-0?

2. San Francisco 49ers(6-0) – Once again, Jimmy Garoppolo has a deal with the crossroads demon. If anyone can give me a more plausible reason, I am all ears.

3. New Orleans Saints(6-1) – Sean Payton has been the best coach in the NFL. Now 5-0 with Drew Brees on the mend. Just incredible.

4. Green Bay Packers(6-1) – Aaron Rodgers has 429 yards and five touchdowns. I bet the Raiders saw this Sunday.

5. Buffalo Bills (5-1) – The Bills decided to do what everyone has done this season. Beat the Dolphins. Josh Allen was majestic again BillsMafia.

6. Kansas City Chiefs(5-2) – The Chiefs get a big win to get to 5-2. Now they must figure out how to win without their cheat code.

7. Indianapolis Colts(4-2) – The Colts come off the bye and take down the Texans. All Colts fans should send an apology letter to Jacoby Brissett. He has been great.

8. Carolina Panthers(4-2) – Panthers get a bye and get to move up a bit. Cam Newton will not be staring as of yet.

9. Seattle Seahawks(5-2) – MVP Russell Wilson took the day off and the Seahawks lose to the Ravens.

10. Minnesota Vikings(5-2) – Kirk Cousins just needed to apologize to his wide receivers and things got better. The Vikings sneak into the power ten.

Middle of the Pack

11. Baltimore Ravens(5-2) – The Ravens were gifted the worst performance of the year by Russell Wilson.

12. Houston Texans(4-3) – I will let my friend and fellow Overtime Heroics Texans writer Lachard Binkley tell you.

13. Los Angeles Rams(4-3) – The cure for looking awful three games in a row? Play the Falcons.

14. Arizona Cardinals(3-3-1) – I don’t think even Vegas saw this one coming. Kliff Kingsbury has a better NFL winning percentage than he had in college.

15. Chicago Bears(3-3) – The Bears vaunted defense needs to be vaunted again. Eddie Jackson sees it.

16. Detroit Lions(2-3-1) – The Lions continue to battle each week but came up short again. They also lost about 75% of the starters to injury.

17. Oakland Raiders(3-3) – The Raiders were on the receiving end of Aaron Rodgers being Aaron Rodgers. Received a good old butt-kicking.

18. Dallas Cowboys(4-3) – Jerry PLEASE!!!! Fire Jason Garrett before Dak and the rest of this team are in complete ruin. This will be on here until they fire Garrett or he wins a Super…sorry started laughing too hard.

19. Jacksonville Jaguars(3-4) – Leonard Fournette and Gardner Minshew are the future of Jags football after beating up the defenseless Bengals.

20. Tennessee Titans(3-4) – Ryan Tannehill steps into the starting quarterback spot and beats the sinking Chargers. He must be the answer.

21. Philadelphia Eagles(3-4) – Carson Wentz can put up pretty numbers, but can he win? Foles did.

Fading Fast

22. Cleveland Browns(2-4) – Welp, it was fun while it lasted…Trent Williams, you say? Patriots after the bye, I see 2-5 in their future.

23. Pittsburgh Steelers(2-4) – The Steelers get the Dolphins this week. So back to the middle of the pack nest week? They also will likely get Mason Rudolph back.

24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers(2-4) – How do you bounce back from five picks? I am guessing playing a top-five defense this week will not be a big help.

Race for #1

25. Los Angeles Chargers(2-5) – Who the heck lost the Chargers? This team went 12-4 last year. Is Anthony Lynn on the hot seat?

26. Denver Broncos(2-5) – Elway trades Emmanuel Sanders but still has no answers on getting back to the top. Should the Broncos finally move on from him?

27. NY Giants(2-5) – Even with Saquon Barkley back the Giants lose. Will Pat Shurmur and Dave Gettleman get another year?

28. New York Jets(1-5) – The Jets lost to the Patriots. What else is new. So has eveyone else. Is Sam Darnold 15? First mono and now ghosts.

29. Atlanta Falcons(1-6) – How in the heck is Dan Quinn not afraid of losing his job. This thing is a trainwreck.

30. Washington Redskins(1-6) – Time to play the string out. Good luck Bill Callahan.

31. Cincinnati Bengals(0-7) – Currently neck and neck with the Dolphins for that Number One pick.

32. Miami Dolphins(0-6) – See above and replace Dolphins with Bengals.

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